Thursday, September 30, 2010

Non-Refridgerated Coffee Creamer


My place of work, like most places of work, does the half-assed thing where they provide free coffee. But the coffee is bad. But you can't complain about it because it is free. And most of the people in your place of work don't care anyway because they are the type of people who tolerate bad coffee. And when you mention that the coffee is bad, they respond with useless comments, such as "hmmm? you think so?" or "really?" as the thought never occurred to them. This actually can be used as a test to determine possible starfish.

The only way to make this free coffee semi-ok is with cream and sugar. But, like most work places, they do not provide good cream. They provide the "mini-moos." Mini moos seem promising. But they are not, and often result in chunky residue floating around at the top of your coffee. Do not trust the moos. And don't trust the people who use them.